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This was my reply to Beatrice Gutknecht on LinkedIn

Beatrice is an Australian brand strategist living in Thailand

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š˜š˜µ'š˜“ š˜¢š˜­š˜“š˜° š˜Æš˜°š˜µ š˜³š˜¦š˜¢š˜­š˜­š˜ŗ š˜µš˜©š˜¢š˜µ š˜§š˜¶š˜Æš˜Æš˜ŗ š˜°š˜³ š˜³š˜¦š˜­š˜¢š˜µš˜¢š˜£š˜­š˜¦ š˜£š˜¦š˜¤š˜¢š˜¶š˜“š˜¦ š˜®š˜°š˜“š˜µ š˜±š˜¦š˜°š˜±š˜­š˜¦ š˜„š˜°š˜Æ'š˜µ š˜¬š˜Æš˜°š˜ø š˜øš˜©š˜¢š˜µ š˜¢š˜Æ š˜¢š˜Æš˜¢š˜­š˜ŗš˜µš˜Ŗš˜¤š˜“ š˜“š˜¦š˜Øš˜®š˜¦š˜Æš˜µ š˜Ŗš˜“. Nš˜¦š˜·š˜¦š˜³ š˜®š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜„ š˜µš˜©š˜¦ š˜©š˜° š˜©š˜° š˜©š˜°, š˜®š˜°š˜®š˜¦š˜Æš˜µ š˜°š˜§ š˜øš˜©š˜¦š˜Æ š˜ š˜®š˜Ŗš˜“-š˜³š˜¦š˜±š˜°š˜³š˜µš˜¦š˜„ š˜“š˜°š˜®š˜¦š˜µš˜©š˜Ŗš˜Æš˜Ø š˜¢š˜Æš˜„ š˜øš˜¢š˜“ š˜¤š˜¢š˜¶š˜Øš˜©š˜µ š˜°š˜¶š˜µ š˜£š˜ŗ š˜¢ š˜“š˜©š˜¢š˜³š˜± š˜¦š˜ŗš˜¦š˜„ š˜¤š˜¶š˜“š˜µš˜°š˜®š˜¦š˜³.

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Then she did a video where she basically told me to wake up my inner pirate.

The Blackbeak story goes back to 2005. I created a character called Captain Blackbeak, a play on Blackbeard/Long John Silver except that it was a parrot with one leg instead of a guy.

I used it as a character to replace my somewhat boring image and it was brandable. It worked quite well. Our newsletter was sent to around 15000 small businesses in 2006/7.

The Blackbeak pirate theme was about looking for conversion improvements. We used to have a website called Conversion Chronicles that Blackbeak was the brand for.

The idea was to find the pieces of 8 within your data. Lots of potential pirate references for data. X marks the spot. Treasure maps etc.

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Ladies and Gentlemen. I have contacted Cap'n Blackbeak and he's willing to come back. Watch this space.

Tiver me shimbers I'm coming back so I am.

Capn Blackbeak

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